Security guards keep asking me if I’m in high school. I’m a rising SENIOR in college. Hopefully, I’ll still look 4 years younger when it’s actually a compliment.
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Tuition Management System. FOL.
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Still unhoused, and at this point will probably end up living in a tent outside of Green Hall. FML
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Two years ago I applied to Wellesley as a transfer. I was not accepted; instead I transferred and graduated this May from another Seven Sister. I am still not over Wellesley and everyday i wondered why I was not accepter and how would my life been there. FML!!!
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“He’s your cousin.” FML
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My best friend of 7 years is choosing her boyfriend over me. We haven’t hung out one on one all summer. Because she loves her boyfriend too much to be away from him. I’m between being disgusted, and heartbroken. FML.
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I’m fun, sweet, and reasonably cute. But I haven’t had a relationship in almost three years, and, as time goes on, the odds are stacked more and more against me. FML
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I don’t know which is the bigger FML…the fact that I now FINALLY understand something two months after the final or the fact that I’m thinking about what was on the final two months later. FML.
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Is there such a thing as too much sex? After a crazy weekend, I find I can’t hold my pee anymore. :S FML?
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Is it possible to come out as asexual to your parents? FML or MLIA?
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Anonymous
Yes. But it can be kind of awkward if they don’t get what you mean.
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oy
Yup, even engaged straight girls on are coming out to their parents as bi these days, anything is possible.
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I have been way more stressed and unhappy working at a hoity-toity sleepaway camp this summer than I ever was my first year at Wellesley. FML now, but MLwillbeG soon.
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my GF works at a coffee shop that has wicked good french toast muffins. today i came in to join her on her break. she shouts across the store to her boss – “my girlfriend’s here, can i take a muffin break?” the WHOLE store starts laughing. her boss shouts, “do you need the bathroom key?” FML
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anon
BEST. FML. EVA. More like YLI “Muffin” G!!!
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Muffin lover
This is awesome.
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Anonymous
LOL. You’re telling this story everywhere, aren’t you? <3
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Anonymous
LOL, looks like you’re telling this story everywhere! Well done – its a good one. <3
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No
Your Life is Awesome
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Anonymous
OMG!! That’s so cute and absolutely adorable!! I love this!
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Anonymous
LOL that’s hilarious
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My parents constantly remind me of how “poor” my 3.0 GPA is. And telling me how all these other people my age are so successful, and “you should be like them”. FML.
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He definitely has a thing for me. And I think I love him. But he’s not doing anything. What should I do? FML
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Anonymous
Do something yourself! Or, if that just doesn’t fit in your image of a good date, start dropping more obvious hints. ^.-
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A
It’s 2010, you can make the first move!
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Srsly.
Something. Obviously.
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WomenWhoWill
DO SOMETHING. make a move!
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Wendy
Be assertive. DO something. Stop whining.
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CLAFLIN! MLIG
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Anonymous
Suddenly I don’t want to live in Claflin anymore.
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Anonymous
YLIG, claflin always wins
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Future hallmate
ME TOO!!!
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impressed 9:36 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
my friend was telling me how her mom has to get surgery because every time she coughs, pee comes out (she had 5 kids). i thought THAT was pretty bad…damn girl
Anonymous 12:19 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Yes there is, it’s called a UTI. If it keeps up and you start feeling an urgency, start taking AZO cranberry along with Cystex to try to kill the infection. AZO Standard will help kill the pain until the infection is gone. If the pain lasts for more than a week, or you start feeling sick, get a fever, etc. go to the doctor. Goodluck!
anon 4:26 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
how much have you had?
Anonymous 7:25 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
you probably have a uti
Anonymous 10:37 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
at first i was going to be bitter and snipe at you for complaining about having sex. but i guess incontinence really is an fml, sorry
Anonymous 11:34 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
There’s no such thing as too much sex! Next time, just pee after intercourse, clean yourself up occasionally with diluted tea tree oil, and both of you, shower & lather frequently. Repeat as often as you can keep it up.
Doctor 8:37 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
ummm…you have a UTI…FYL