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  • Who among the people reading this site is a Wellesley student, and who isn’t? Thumbs up for Wellesley (including alums and prospies) thumbs down for non Wellesley! Just curious. MLIA

    May 14, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +348 / -62

     

  • Jeremy Pham. FML.

    November 22, 2009 | 18 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +164 / -13

     

    • Anonymous 5:27 pm on November 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’m pretty sure it’s his life that’s fucked at this point

    • Anonymous 6:32 pm on November 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Yup. According to his FB, he’ll “plant a dagger in your ass” if you mess with him.

    • WAlum86 10:01 pm on November 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I do hope he is aware many of us, as Wellesley Alums will ensure he will never get a job at our firms/grad schools, etc. This type of disrespect if simply intolerable.

      • Won't hire assholes 12:15 pm on November 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        I know I’m never going to hire him.

      • Wellesley07 5:47 pm on November 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        I don’t think it’s stooping to his level to say I don’t want someone with his attitude towards women working in my firm. I only hope the boy wasn’t hoping to have a career in politics. Bob McDonnell nearly lost the governor’s race in VA for some much less inflammatory words.

      • Anonymous 4:00 pm on November 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        love you, sister!

      • Baby Wellesley sister 11:23 am on November 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        I love my big Wellesley sisters so much!

    • Anonymous 1:44 am on November 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      hey may have been an asshole but thats not nice dont stoop to his level

    • anonymous 4:30 pm on November 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      he gives Dartmouth a bad name!

    • Anonymous 6:40 pm on November 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      he’s at least open about his feelings. grow thick skin.

      • Anonymous 12:32 pm on November 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        At this point I’m just thoroughly amused by his childish antics.

        Also, ever heard of “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all”? There are ways to express your feelings without making students feel frightened for their own safety. Rape jokes are not funny.

    • Anonymous 9:35 pm on November 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I think that we should just ignore him right now, since he seems to thrive on our anger…

    • aNONYMOUS 8:32 am on November 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Isn’t the most appropriate response here to NOT act butthurt? Regardless of whether or not he’s sexist, you all got trolled massively. Organize your reactions a little bit better, because you’re all coming off as weak. That people are taking him seriously is even more ridiculous than Jeremy Pham’s posting itself.

      • Anonymous 8:11 pm on December 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        I think your understanding of the situation is limited, most likely because you aren’t a Wellesley student and haven’t seen the actual student responses. Actually, he got LOLcatted by the entire Wellesley community, and then whimpered in response, “I was trolling! No really!”

    • NotButthurt 4:32 pm on December 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Haha, as an alum all I can say is…Community is still Community. JPham’s a twat but glad to know Wellesley still can’t walk away from a fight without showing the stick up its ass.

      Glad to be out of there!

    • RandomCommenter 7:32 pm on December 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t let that pathetic wormdick get you down. Anyway, isn’t he expelled now?

    • must be under 5'9 11:49 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i’d still tap him

    • Anonymous 7:21 am on June 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      wry so mad, lol.

  • I was walking back from the science center late. Another girl was walking the other way, and as she saw me approaching her direction, she reached into her pocket and brought something to her mouth. It was a rape whistle. FML

    December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +142 / -2

     

  • Two of my ex boyfriends are dating..each other. FML

    November 8, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +134 / -1

     

  • Today, I hooked up with a guy from MIT. After walking him to the bus, I waved bye to him and told him I’d see him around. His reply: “LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!” — complete with the vulcan salute hand gesture. FML

    November 8, 2009 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +132 / -5

     

    • Anonymous 2:07 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      YDI.

    • Anonymous 3:41 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      This is awesome, wtf.

    • Anonymous 6:51 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Definitely a keeper

    • Anonymous 7:35 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’d hit that ;)

    • Anonymous 7:51 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’d hit that as well, this makes him awesome

    • Anonymous 10:12 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      there aren’t enough like him around ;)

    • Anonymous 4:43 pm on November 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      love it. marry him.

    • Anonymous 7:42 pm on November 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      hahahaha this is the greatest FML post I’ve ever read… and I am soo sorry for you

    • Anonymous 8:29 pm on November 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I want his number!

  • Sweet, thoughtful schoolmates who periodically chatted me up, flooded me with updates and cheerful letters, photos of campus squirrels/rabbits (they know I adore cute animals) etc throughout the entire semester while I’ve been 9300 miles away from Wellesley on medical leave. MLIG.

    April 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +129 / -4

     

  • Wellesley College posted a picture of me wearing purple lab gloves and now students think I’m the spawn of Lucifer. FML

    July 8, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +123 / -1

     

    • A Non 7:55 am on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s how purple lab gloves make me look, too.

    • Anonymous 8:18 am on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You look a little too happy playing with chemicals… Like you’re about to take over the world. It’s cute.

    • Anonymous 11:36 am on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i hope they keep the picture on the (forever-being-developed) new website

    • Anonymous 9:58 pm on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Katie?

    • Anonymous 5:25 pm on July 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      time to go all jpham.

    • amused 11:49 pm on July 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I hope they keep the picture on the (forever-being-developed) new website

    • What? 12:17 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t get it.

    • Anonymous 8:05 pm on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I think this is my favorite FML ever.

    • Katie 1:45 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yup!

  • I am straight. FML.

    November 8, 2009 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +130 / -9

     

    • Anonymous 6:52 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      YDI

    • Anonymous 9:02 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      So true!!

    • fred bamf 9:05 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      your a genius.

    • Anonymous 10:00 pm on November 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      And this is a problem? Olin, Babson, MIT, Harvard, Boston. YOU HAVE OPTIONS YA KNOW, be proactive about it.

    • Anonymous 12:02 pm on November 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      seconded.

    • Anonymous 10:13 pm on November 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      amen

    • Anonymous 10:54 pm on November 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      story of my life lols

    • Anonymous 6:33 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      woooo LOVE having to be “proactive” to interact with half the population…

  • My roommate just left. Things I have done in the past 3 hours: Dance to Lady Gaga While Wearing a Bikini, Masturbate, Phone Sex With Boyfriend. Things I have not done: Study. Things I have tomorrow: Two Finals, One Paper. FML.

    December 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +121 / -2

     

  • I realized I am a lesbian. AFTER graduating. FML

    November 10, 2009 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +121 / -3

     

    • Anonymous 3:54 pm on November 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      fail

    • Anonymous 7:52 pm on November 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      EPIC!

    • Anonymous 10:03 pm on November 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      oh epic fail!!

    • Anonymous 7:07 pm on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      LS(ince)G… LF(rom)G… you’re right. FAIL for doing something without a proper-sounding acronym.

  • My FML received 25 thumbs up. This is the most accomplished I’ve felt all year. FML.

    December 14, 2009 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +120 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 8:54 pm on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I’d give you a thumbs up, but you’re at exactly 25 right now, so I don’t want to change it!!

    • Anonymous 10:58 am on December 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Now you’re at 49. One more at you’ll be at 50–doubly accomplished!

    • youknowimright 6:21 pm on December 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      You do realize that these are pity thumbs.

      • Anonymous 11:53 am on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Why does finals make this site so bitchy? That’s what normal fml is for.

        • ... 11:02 pm on July 6, 2010 Permalink

          or princetonfml lol

    • OCD 7:15 pm on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      My thumb will be number 99. Almost quadruple accomplished! I love how we all love the round numbers!!

  • I find it conflicting that I love who I am and how I look but think I should be more “feminine” and “normal” in order to get a guy’s attention. FML

    July 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +122 / -7

     

  • I just bragged to my friend that I took a shower today. FML

    November 11, 2009 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +115 / -1

     

    • Anonymous 9:10 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I think I might know who you are…and who that friend is…

    • Anonymous 11:23 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      judging from the number of “likes,” i think we are all that friend.

    • Anonymous 9:09 am on November 12, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      If you are who I think you are, you should be working on a presentation instead of on wellesley fml :)

    • Anonymous 11:41 pm on November 13, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      the highlight of my week.. and yes highligt – no s.

  • I can’t even enjoy porn while masturbating anymore without thinking about how sexist and male-dominated the industry and our society is. Thanks, Wellesley. FML.

    November 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +114 / -3

     

  • The seniors are leaving. I love so many of them so fucking much. FML.

    May 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +112 / -2

     

    • senior 12:52 am on May 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i fucking love you too!

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