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  • Is there such a thing as too much sex? After a crazy weekend, I find I can’t hold my pee anymore. :S FML?

    July 29, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -18

     
    • impressed 9:36 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      my friend was telling me how her mom has to get surgery because every time she coughs, pee comes out (she had 5 kids). i thought THAT was pretty bad…damn girl

    • Anonymous 12:19 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yes there is, it’s called a UTI. If it keeps up and you start feeling an urgency, start taking AZO cranberry along with Cystex to try to kill the infection. AZO Standard will help kill the pain until the infection is gone. If the pain lasts for more than a week, or you start feeling sick, get a fever, etc. go to the doctor. Goodluck!

    • anon 4:26 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how much have you had?

    • Anonymous 7:25 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you probably have a uti

    • Anonymous 10:37 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      at first i was going to be bitter and snipe at you for complaining about having sex. but i guess incontinence really is an fml, sorry :(

    • Anonymous 11:34 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There’s no such thing as too much sex! Next time, just pee after intercourse, clean yourself up occasionally with diluted tea tree oil, and both of you, shower & lather frequently. Repeat as often as you can keep it up.

    • Doctor 8:37 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ummm…you have a UTI…FYL

  • Is it possible to come out as asexual to your parents? FML or MLIA?

    July 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 3:12 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yes. But it can be kind of awkward if they don’t get what you mean.

    • oy 10:16 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yup, even engaged straight girls on are coming out to their parents as bi these days, anything is possible.

  • I have been way more stressed and unhappy working at a hoity-toity sleepaway camp this summer than I ever was my first year at Wellesley. FML now, but MLwillbeG soon.

    July 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -2

     
  • my GF works at a coffee shop that has wicked good french toast muffins. today i came in to join her on her break. she shouts across the store to her boss – “my girlfriend’s here, can i take a muffin break?” the WHOLE store starts laughing. her boss shouts, “do you need the bathroom key?” FML

    July 27, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +59 / -3

     
    • anon 9:42 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      BEST. FML. EVA. More like YLI “Muffin” G!!!

    • Muffin lover 10:00 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This is awesome.

    • Anonymous 2:07 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      LOL. You’re telling this story everywhere, aren’t you? <3

    • Anonymous 2:08 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      LOL, looks like you’re telling this story everywhere! Well done – its a good one. <3

    • No 4:54 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Your Life is Awesome

    • Anonymous 8:58 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OMG!! That’s so cute and absolutely adorable!! I love this!

    • Anonymous 10:21 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      LOL that’s hilarious :)

  • My parents constantly remind me of how “poor” my 3.0 GPA is. And telling me how all these other people my age are so successful, and “you should be like them”. FML.

    July 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • He definitely has a thing for me. And I think I love him. But he’s not doing anything. What should I do? FML

    July 27, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 11:15 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Do something yourself! Or, if that just doesn’t fit in your image of a good date, start dropping more obvious hints. ^.-

    • A 1:02 am on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s 2010, you can make the first move!

    • Srsly. 2:31 am on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Something. Obviously.

    • WomenWhoWill 10:21 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      DO SOMETHING. make a move!

    • Wendy 11:44 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Be assertive. DO something. Stop whining.

  • CLAFLIN! MLIG

    July 27, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 3:33 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Suddenly I don’t want to live in Claflin anymore.

    • Anonymous 10:38 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      YLIG, claflin always wins

    • Future hallmate 5:43 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ME TOO!!!

  • I wish someone would confirm the Indian girl at El Table’s sexuality. She is so cute!

    July 27, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +22 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 8:38 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE HER

    • Anony-mouse =O..O= 12:18 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Well, since you’ve already posted about her on the Internet, WHY DON’T YOU JUST ASK HER?

    • anon 4:29 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She’s Indian. Need I say more?

    • Anonymous 7:17 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      if it helps, she has a boyfriend

  • I feel like a total creeper, but I can’t help internet-stalking her. Of course that’s the very last thing that will get her to notice me/reciprocate feelings. FML

    July 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -2

     
    • O rly? 4:50 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      It’s me, isn’t it…

  • I gained 20 lbs over my freshman year. When I told my mom my initial weight at the beginning of summer, she said that’s how much she weighed when she was pregnant. FML

    July 27, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +20 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 6:10 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ha, aww. My dad likes to remind me that I weigh more than he did when he married my mom. Thanks, parents.

    • Anonymous 9:00 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OMG Me too! I only gained 8, but my high weight is what she weighed pregnant with me!

    • I feel your pain. 8:06 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      My Mom says this all the time.

  • Falling for someone who’s vowed to be asexual. FML

    July 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -2

     
    • A 8:31 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      She (or he) has thrown down the gauntlet. Pick it up!

  • In a loving, fulfilling LDR with A. Working on a different continent in close proximity to B, whom I can’t keep my eyes or hands off of, and vice versa. B is going home in a week; I’m here for at least another six months. A wants me to spend Christmas with his family. MLIGood but MLIGuilty.

    July 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -23

     
    • Man in future LDR. 6:52 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      How can you call it a loving relationship when you are willing to hurt him in this way? To me, a loving relationship is based on mutual trust and compatible expectations.

      I hope you will consider the effects of your actions upon others. I’ve found that doing the right thing is sometimes painful, but in the end usually most rewarding.

  • The loud, incessant drilling one floor below me. FML.

    July 26, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 10:39 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Are you in Green Hall? They’re working on the loading dock for the 1st floor.

    • Anonymous 9:07 am on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      the boring kind of construction drilling, or the high-five meriting kind of drilling?

  • No more Real Housewives when I get back to Wellesley. FML

    July 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -6

     
  • All I want to do is ride my bike all around Wellesley instead of being in this Harvard library doing work.FML

    July 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -1

     
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