Is there such a thing as too much sex? After a crazy weekend, I find I can’t hold my pee anymore. :S FML?
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Is it possible to come out as asexual to your parents? FML or MLIA?
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Anonymous
Yes. But it can be kind of awkward if they don’t get what you mean.
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oy
Yup, even engaged straight girls on are coming out to their parents as bi these days, anything is possible.
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I have been way more stressed and unhappy working at a hoity-toity sleepaway camp this summer than I ever was my first year at Wellesley. FML now, but MLwillbeG soon.
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my GF works at a coffee shop that has wicked good french toast muffins. today i came in to join her on her break. she shouts across the store to her boss – “my girlfriend’s here, can i take a muffin break?” the WHOLE store starts laughing. her boss shouts, “do you need the bathroom key?” FML
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anon
BEST. FML. EVA. More like YLI “Muffin” G!!!
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Muffin lover
This is awesome.
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Anonymous
LOL. You’re telling this story everywhere, aren’t you? <3
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Anonymous
LOL, looks like you’re telling this story everywhere! Well done – its a good one. <3
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No
Your Life is Awesome
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Anonymous
OMG!! That’s so cute and absolutely adorable!! I love this!
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Anonymous
LOL that’s hilarious
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My parents constantly remind me of how “poor” my 3.0 GPA is. And telling me how all these other people my age are so successful, and “you should be like them”. FML.
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He definitely has a thing for me. And I think I love him. But he’s not doing anything. What should I do? FML
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Anonymous
Do something yourself! Or, if that just doesn’t fit in your image of a good date, start dropping more obvious hints. ^.-
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A
It’s 2010, you can make the first move!
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Srsly.
Something. Obviously.
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WomenWhoWill
DO SOMETHING. make a move!
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Wendy
Be assertive. DO something. Stop whining.
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CLAFLIN! MLIG
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Anonymous
Suddenly I don’t want to live in Claflin anymore.
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Anonymous
YLIG, claflin always wins
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Future hallmate
ME TOO!!!
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I wish someone would confirm the Indian girl at El Table’s sexuality. She is so cute!
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Anonymous
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE HER
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Anony-mouse =O..O=
Well, since you’ve already posted about her on the Internet, WHY DON’T YOU JUST ASK HER?
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anon
She’s Indian. Need I say more?
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Anonymous
if it helps, she has a boyfriend
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I feel like a total creeper, but I can’t help internet-stalking her. Of course that’s the very last thing that will get her to notice me/reciprocate feelings. FML
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O rly?
It’s me, isn’t it…
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I gained 20 lbs over my freshman year. When I told my mom my initial weight at the beginning of summer, she said that’s how much she weighed when she was pregnant. FML
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Anonymous
Ha, aww. My dad likes to remind me that I weigh more than he did when he married my mom. Thanks, parents.
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Anonymous
OMG Me too! I only gained 8, but my high weight is what she weighed pregnant with me!
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I feel your pain.
My Mom says this all the time.
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Falling for someone who’s vowed to be asexual. FML
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A
She (or he) has thrown down the gauntlet. Pick it up!
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In a loving, fulfilling LDR with A. Working on a different continent in close proximity to B, whom I can’t keep my eyes or hands off of, and vice versa. B is going home in a week; I’m here for at least another six months. A wants me to spend Christmas with his family. MLIGood but MLIGuilty.
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Man in future LDR.
How can you call it a loving relationship when you are willing to hurt him in this way? To me, a loving relationship is based on mutual trust and compatible expectations.
I hope you will consider the effects of your actions upon others. I’ve found that doing the right thing is sometimes painful, but in the end usually most rewarding.
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The loud, incessant drilling one floor below me. FML.
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Anonymous
Are you in Green Hall? They’re working on the loading dock for the 1st floor.
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Anonymous
the boring kind of construction drilling, or the high-five meriting kind of drilling?
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No more Real Housewives when I get back to Wellesley. FML
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All I want to do is ride my bike all around Wellesley instead of being in this Harvard library doing work.FML
impressed 9:36 am on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
my friend was telling me how her mom has to get surgery because every time she coughs, pee comes out (she had 5 kids). i thought THAT was pretty bad…damn girl
Anonymous 12:19 pm on July 29, 2010 Permalink |
Yes there is, it’s called a UTI. If it keeps up and you start feeling an urgency, start taking AZO cranberry along with Cystex to try to kill the infection. AZO Standard will help kill the pain until the infection is gone. If the pain lasts for more than a week, or you start feeling sick, get a fever, etc. go to the doctor. Goodluck!
anon 4:26 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
how much have you had?
Anonymous 7:25 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
you probably have a uti
Anonymous 10:37 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
at first i was going to be bitter and snipe at you for complaining about having sex. but i guess incontinence really is an fml, sorry
Anonymous 11:34 am on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
There’s no such thing as too much sex! Next time, just pee after intercourse, clean yourself up occasionally with diluted tea tree oil, and both of you, shower & lather frequently. Repeat as often as you can keep it up.
Doctor 8:37 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink |
ummm…you have a UTI…FYL