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• I used the “ancient” “if i were” structure in my paper under the influence of French. Now my professor thinks that my English grammar is impossible… fml

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• People who tell you you’re “sitting in their seat” in classes. Get a life, this isn’t 2nd grade.

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• My friend cranked out an term paper at the last minute. I just proofread it. It’s better than stuff I’ve worked days on.HLIG. FML.

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• Roommate who leaves tampon wrappers all over the room. FML.

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• Roommate who wakes up at 5 AM.  FML

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  • Anonymous 8:46 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ummm i wake up at 5AM, cause i’m on crew…i hope this isn’t my roommate :\

• I’m pretty sure I ate nutella in my sleep. MLILizLemon

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  • Anonymous 10:12 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    <3 30 Rock

• At least my emotional distress kept me awake enough to finish my essay. FML

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• I recently realized that I really just do not like math, and the only reason I’ve been planning on majoring in it is because I’m a girl who’s good at it, which has made people push me towards it my entire life. FGenderProfiling and FML

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• Hulu. MLIG/FMGrades

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• Stories of descriptive sexcapades echoing through Tower Great Hall. FML

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• I’m failing a class that is required for my major. FML

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  • Anonymous 2:18 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Econ 201, 202 or 203? haha …most of us have been there. Drop it and do a different major. We’re a liberal arts school so it doesn’t matter what major you are – just do what gets you the best gpa.

    • Anonymous 9:20 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      -1 for this comment.

      Do what you love, not what gets you the best gpa.

    • Anon 11:23 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      I’m sorry, but what? Nothing in the post indicates that this student is an econ major. Besides, most people *don’t* fail econ classes. This is probably something like a language class, or orgo, or astrophysics.

• Friendship blurred with relationships that cannot be = awkwardness. FML

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  • anon 10:59 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    or friendships ended. FML.

    • Talking from experience 1:21 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      It only = awkwardness or a ruined friendship if you allow it to be. It’s best to talk things out and make sure you understand one another because the longer you wait the more difficult it is to fix things.

  • anonymous 2:41 am on March 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    are you me?

• Write text, overanalyze, doubt self, don’t send. FML

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• My notes look like they were written when I was drunk…I’ve never been drunk in my life. FML.

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• Last five days: Number of Times Drunk – 5. Number of Times I’ve Studied – 0. MLIG.

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  • Anonymous 10:20 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I love you!